How do you create an insult?
To make an insult, pick one word from each column and string them together. For example, taking the first word in each column gives you the insult: “artless base-court apple-john.” How to use your Insults 1.
How do you insult a guy without cursing?
20 Ways Of Insulting Someone Without Using Curse Words
- Your breath smells like a wet flip-flop.
- Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong.
- I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
- You are one of those babies that should have been swallowed.
- You are as useful as a chocolate teapot.
How do you politely insult someone?
People Share Their All-Time Favorite Polite Insults
- Fingers Crossed for Karma. “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.”
- Someone’s Gotta Keep Things In Check.
- “DUH”
- Never Good to Be Quaint.
- Casting Doubt.
- Hovering Nicely in the Bell Curve.
- Utter Neutrality.
- Odorless, Tasteless, Featureless.
What is a Fustilarian?
Fustilarian is an alteration of the earlier (and much more colorful) word fustilugs, and both words refer to a ponderous, clumsy person, and especially a fat and slovenly woman.
How do you cuss someone out?
Deliver the dressing down right.
- Yell. A good cursing out deserves as much volume as you can muster.
- Show your anger in your face. Bulge your eyes, stick your nose out with nostrils flared, and let the blood rush to your face.
- Use body language. Get inside your target’s personal space.
How do you insult without?
Barbed words: how to insult without causing offence
- 1 Immediately present the target of your insult with a small gift.
- 2 Learn a foreign language and insult them in that.
- 3 Offer a disclaimer.
- 4 Suffix every insult with the phrase “hashtag onlykidding”
- 5 Mime the insult.